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Old Spice Guy + FEMINIST HULK + Judith Butler
Old Spice Guy:"Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash."Feminist Hulk:"HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH."Old Spice Guy:"Wouldn't you like to smell like me?"Feminist Hulk:"HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."Old Spice Guy:"Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds."Feminist Hulk:"HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS."Old Spice Guy:"You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. "Judith Butler:"Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah."Old Spice Guy:"Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?"Judith Butler:"That's correct, Old Spice Man."Feminist Hulk:"HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN."Old Spice Guy:"I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles."Judith Butler:"Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man."Femist Hulk:"HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER."Old Spice Guy:"I'm on a unicorn." -
i miss my roomie
veeka:btwveeka:i cant believe you're missing all thisveeka:i'm so nuts latelyveeka:my ribcage is so soreme:wtfveeka:groping myself all dayveeka:to find my ribsme:WTFme:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAveeka:and other surface anatomy landmarkslol i love veeka and i miss you both too -
minaxbina:kvngrne:ashkxo:honestsunshine:zachisaac:youwreckme:(via deoleo)
im partial to F and D myself… you know, just in case i’m ever cuddling with anyone out there reading this
a and b
A&F ftw!
I like E just with the dude a little further to the left…A & F are nice too classics.
Posted on August 18, 2010 via Product of my environment. with 6,895 notes
Source: be-rosa
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I am such a dork, this is what I watch on youtube.
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lol
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Iwant my cadavor I am still stuck doing biochem:(
“i’ll softly strip your skin off”
or something like that.
i’m gentle with my scalpel.
Posted on August 17, 2010 via never lose that feeling with 2 notes
Source: matthewedwards
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the power of wiki
They say that people shouldn’t listen to Wikipedia for medical advice but these days half of a med student’s education comes from wikipedia… just ask us we spend as much time looking up things in wiki as we do our textbooks. I have only been here two weeks lets see how much I depend on wiki as time goes on. :)
21 working hard living life, going to med school, and last but not least experiencing the world through food and travel.
